We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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