Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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