I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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