hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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