DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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