normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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