it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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