I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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