So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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