Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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