this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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