Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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