and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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