True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You've changed since you got that strap on
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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