let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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