I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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