Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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