Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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