Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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