got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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