Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
