"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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