just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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