That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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