Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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