found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
