she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
