that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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