My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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