kristin has been a bad kristin
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Why is your signature on my underwear?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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