So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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