Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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