He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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