david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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