either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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