awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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