do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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