yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
