when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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