Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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