Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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