my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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