I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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