For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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