I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you had me at cake vodka
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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