thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At least make sure they are 18
Why
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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