Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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