Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
