i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
