windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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